Excizing Drexel's Shaft

Drexel University is now officially post-op.  It is of little importance that Drexel university itself is in no significant way related to the former power station chimney.  What matters is that thousands of witless college students had a simulacrum of Drexel's famous bureaucratic ineptness, and now it is gone.  The giant, stone chimney/boner has been referred to as the Drexel Shaft for time immemorial (probably as far back as the 1970's *gasp*).  People have also been referring to the guaranteed  lack of adequate service, difficulty accomplishing seemingly routine tasks, poor attitude, broken or non-existent facilities, and generally unpleasant experience dealing with Drexel University administration as the Drexel Shaft.  I'm truly sorry for all current and future Drexel students who will be deprived of the colossal  stone dick during their walks about campus, but doubtlessly will not be spared the pounding of the true Drexel Shaft, which obviously can't be solved by dynamite alone.